Sunday 16 September 2012


Volkswagen Scirocco R

The all new Volkswagen Scirocco R recently landed in South Africa and I decided to take the DSG for a spin.  Taking a look around the exterior of the car, it’s so dam sexy, and it reminded me of what it was like the first time I realized I was attracted to girls, while not knowing how control those urges.  Everything about it is sporty and robust, including the amazing panoramic sunroof that spans over the entire width of the car.  It looked good in white, but I’d prefer it in its distinctive midnight blue.


 Just starting the engine was fun. Hearing that deep roar got my feet all ‘trigger happy on the throttle.  At high speeds, I could hear the difference between the jet-like sound in the front (thanks to the turbo whistle), and Bruce Banner going all Hulk in the back. The drive was exceptionally smooth and the steering was quite responsive as well.  I cautiously pushed the accelerator down, sensed a short pause, and then suddenly, it felt as if my old man had given me a massive whack and the power launched me forward. It could almost be overwhelming for the average driver, but it’s worth the risk. 
There’s never a dull moment while driving the Scirocco R. Unfortunately, even after driving it, you’ll feel like you’ve had a head-on collision when you see the price. With only 15kW more than the GTI, it doesn’t account for the whopping price difference of +/-R44 600. 

 While the sporty semi-bucket racing seats cradle your body, you need to take a moment to admire the well-furnished leather interior.  Even though it’s only a two door car, there’s still plenty of space for the family or friends (or whatever else you might want to do in the back). It’s definitely one of the larger hatchbacks out there.
With a slightly acquired taste in its distinctive styling, the Scirocco R sets itself apart from other competing turbo hatchbacks. Besides the all other pros, and even with its unjustified pricing, it’s probably the appearing exclusivity that would be a selling point for this car. It’s the same reason why you’d buy a VIP ticket to a concert; so you can look down on everyone and know that only a few people are as fortunate as you.